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Polly Vous Francais? by Polly Lyman

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Le Look: Le Book?

June 19, 2008

I arrive, late as usual, at my friend Marie's luminous apartment in the 16th arrondissement of Paris, for our regular morning working meeting. Opening the door, she instantly apologizes after we trade our bisous. "Je suis desolée, I didn't sleep well last night, " she explains. "I look awful."

Incontinence on the Continent

February 3, 2008

Replacing Matisse

January 4, 2008

The eyes have it

November 30, 2007

All right. If you are my mother or my children or any of my Episcopalian friends and kin, please stop reading now. Right here. Please go into the other room or onto another screen of your computer, back to your Free-Cell, your Facebook, or your New Yorker magazine or whatever ...

Another Day, Another Manifestation

October 17, 2007

Just another ordinary day in Paris. At the intersection on my street, the police were redirecting traffic yesterday afternoon. Cars were backing up, honking. I could see the far end of the street was blocked off by a white police truck. Another day, another manif (demonstration). I recalled my first ...

A small request

September 5, 2007

Dear God, I know that I make a lot of requests. I usually ask You for the big favors in private. But there are some elements in Your hierarchy of What is Right that I need your special help with today. I know that You care deeply about grammar and ...

Unlocking the French 'R'

August 3, 2007

Serrurerie. A locksmith's shop, in French. I can say the word "locksmith" just fine ... in English, that is. En francais, I'm fluent enough that I can even pronounce the word serrure ("lock") using my hard-earned correct French r. But to say serrurerie? Forget it. It is not happening. It ...

The houseguest from hell

July 12, 2007

Living in Paris, I am slowly learning the perils of having all the people who were never nice to you in the U.S. suddenly being your best friend when they think it means a free place to stay. Real estate is very expensive in this city, and so most Paris ...

Shake-It-A-Baby!

June 28, 2007

During my summers as a kid in Tennessee we used to go over to my cousins' house and play with Aunt Betty's Vibrabelt. (Ahem, you wise guys: it's not that kind of vibrating thingy. Get your minds out of the gutter.) It was one of those 1960s contraptions for spot-reducing ...

French women don't get fat, but Americans do

June 20, 2007

Okay, I admit it. Since arriving in Paris a year ago I have experienced the newcomer's equivalent of new college co-ed's "Freshman 15" — gaining the dreaded transitional weight. Fortunately, the "French-man 15" I had gained was calculated in kilos (whew — divide by 2.2, so it seems better!) and ...

Le Look Parisien

May 14, 2007

In a short time living in Paris, she's getting it figured out. Le Look Parisien. After finishing le petit déjeuner, she dons le look. Well-pressed jeans. Check. Suede boots. Check. Long scarf coiled around the neck. Check. Face lightly made up, lips glossed. Check. Hair coiffed. Check. Brown shearling jacket. ...