It’s been a long Christmas break. Emphasis on long.
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What a perfect New Year's Eve! Tonight, we've got it all: plenty of food and champagne, cigars, just the two of us, no party, and no need to stay up until midnight.
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Now that 2008 has flown by and we’re almost into a brand new exciting year, full of promise, have you thought about what were your favorites this year?
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Here's something I learned while trapped on our hill: you can clear a driveway with a dustpan if you're desperate enough ...
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Oh, I feel like such a hora,
Walkin’ round with my menorah
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Would you like to buy my skull? It’s on sale for the holidays. Diamond-encrusted. A Dior original. Only $19,385. But I’ll slash my skull in half for you if you’ll just take it off my hands.
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Well, it’s still not too late to grab some new holiday music. Here is a list with some great variety, no matter your taste. Happy sing-along!
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Sunday, November 26, 2006
"You are forgetting your contractor's oath," I say to Dan, my contractor. He throws me a glance of pure impatience.
"My what?" he says.
"Your oath," I say. "The promise you made on behalf of all the houses throughout the world in need of rehab. Your pledge!"
"Okay, you wanna refresh me on that?" he says. He is holding his tape measure, tool belt slung low across his hips, work boots tied in double knots.
"Consult never the husband," I recite. "Consult always the wife."
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